A lot of people think they hate annoying little kids.
What they don't realize is that they actually hate the parents of the annoying little kids.
Agreed that some kids are just of the devil and parents can do nothing at all to stop them.
But in most cases, parents don't do anything by choice.
These parents can be broadly classified as below:
The whole world is my child's playground:
These
are the kinds that assume the cosmic interaction of the gasses to form
the sun and the planets around it, specifically a blue green one called
Earth and the beings in it for the sole purpose of their kid's
entertainment.
Be it restaurants, flights, movie theatres, morgue or movie theatres .. you can expect them to expect you to shut up and get with it.
"Mommy, Mommy!! I want chocolate" ..
"Son,
don't disturb me.. I'm trying to sleep.. why don't you go straight
ahead.. you'll find a room.. its called the cockpit, get in and play
with some of the levers and buttons"
"Mommy Mommy!! I want teddy bear"
"Darling, you see that nice uncle sitting at the park and reading a book, go play with his balls"
"Mommy Mommy!! I want Gandalf's staff!"
"Honey, can't you see we are in a restaurant? Please go under any other diners' table and perform lobotomy on your dolly"
logic : kids need place to play, and earth is a place.
Cutest honey bunny wunny
Some kids look cute, others are alright to look at,
many are ugly and remaining will cause blindness. (Face it, ugly people
don't come from gremlins, they come from ugly kids and there is a lot of
ugly people in the world)
It's but natural that every parent would find their bundle of joy the most pretty being in the world.
It's the love.
Remember the video of a fat kid dancing to Why this Kolaveri or that Dabaang's song?
Clearly this kid's parents didn't put up the video to make it an Internet laughing stock.
(Apparently this kid was loved, try explaining it to his 20 year old self looking back at this video)
Anywho .. love, unconditional love, eccentric and most times.. blind to other's personal space.
"Aww .. my kid peed on your leg. Isn't that adorable? Don't you love it when they do that?"
"Aww
.. my kid tried to climb over your cup board and knocked it over! Isn't it adorable how she managed to wreck all your life long
collection of rare crystals in one go?"
"My kid is so
smart that he knows that in public is when he can wail the loudest, once
he does that then we have to get him whatever he wants. So he saves up
all his wailing for occasions like those. Nowadays kids are becoming so
smart" (and parents, moronic)
logic : kids are adorable, mine
especially, adorable kids can do anything as it will look cute and
because of that, kids are adorable.(yeah .. beats us..)
My child is your child.
It
might come as a surprise to you dear parents, but some movie watchers
actually go to the cinemas to hear the dialogues, not the kid whaling.
If your answer is "It's a kid, it will cry like that only", then "this is a knife, it will stab like that only".
This category of
parents believe that their difficulties with the kid are supposed to be
something the world shares with them. If they're putting so much effort
to handle the baby, can't other people not give up a simple movie? Umm, bitch, how about you give
up on the simple movie and be at home with the kid and when its the
other people's turn to have a kid, they can do their giving up.
So do parents of young kids never get a break to go to the movies.. umm .. no .. get with it, unless you have a mini theatre at home and you can watch
your movies there. Or wait... here's an out of the world, unacceptable
suggestion - a baby sitter? one of the kids grand parents perhaps? That
way you get to watch
the movie in peace and also the insignificant others in the theatre get to do the same. Genius right?? But don't consider this idea, it's
evil.
Ever been on a flight journey sitting next to a mother and a child?
*Ding* *Ding* "Tell 'em what the traveller's won John"
John
: Ladies and gentlemen, this traveller has just won parenthood! If you
are a male passenger, you are now the father of the child. Female
passengers, you are now the lesbian partner of the child's mother. But
Wait! There's more! You also get to have the child scream in your ears
whilst the mother takes her well deserved nap. Isn't that just lovely?
logic : Screw You ALL!
NOTE :
Humans
who feel disturbed by kids who's parents don't give a rat's ass about
other humans on the planet - remember that you are evil. Kids will be
kids and if you dare to think "...that's fine, but why do parents have to be dickheads?", your soul is darker than Lucifer himself and will one day be cursed to become a dickhead parent.
