The primary issue with Facebook is that you can only express a positive emotion.
There are tonnes of ass-wipes online who deserve to be demotivated .. no?
Take the below wall post:
Its the current day of the week you bi*ch f*ck! What were you trying to communicate? That you have time travelled to another day of the week and its Monday for you and somehow still Thursday for the rest of us?
A status update like this doesn't deserve a comment.
The only frikkin' one-click response option there is .. is that fateful Like !
Now imagine if there were the following new response option:
This new option would change everything!
"Go F*ck yourself", "F*ck Off", "F*cking idiot", it can be whatever you would like it to be.
This is how most people would like to respond to above insightful status.
Other brilliant status examples that deserve this reply :
And when enough people click on this response, there needs to be a broadcast sent about that status to everyone on Facebook.
Another neat reply option would be :
This one would read : "Like some fries with that?"
This could come in handy for status updates like :
This one can come in handy too :
Its a 1UP symbol, simply meaning - "get a frikkin' life!"
Good with stuff like :
These were a few basic reply options.
Now we should look into some more technologically advanced ones.
E-Zap, for instance:
What if the status update is so nerve wrecking that you feel the need to pick up that baseball bat, wind it with barbed wire... and pay that person a visit?
Just click on E-Zap!
Clicking on E-zap will send a short electric pulse to the metallic parts of the person's laptop.
As and when people click on E-Zap, the electric charge on the persons laptop would build up. It's obvious that the person has no clue that this is happening. Once enough charge builds up there will be an automatic ZAP to the person on his or her next login to Facebook. (the facebook login ensures that the right person gets the zap. If two people share passwords, then its only right that the two of them should share the zap)
Take the following update for instance:
Given the number of E-Zaps this comment is going to get, this person could end up in to coma due to over E-Zapping.
Other E-Zappable status messages:
With these new response options, the Like button will slowly be phased out.
There are tonnes of ass-wipes online who deserve to be demotivated .. no?
Take the below wall post:
Its the current day of the week you bi*ch f*ck! What were you trying to communicate? That you have time travelled to another day of the week and its Monday for you and somehow still Thursday for the rest of us?
A status update like this doesn't deserve a comment.
The only frikkin' one-click response option there is .. is that fateful Like !
Now imagine if there were the following new response option:
This new option would change everything!
"Go F*ck yourself", "F*ck Off", "F*cking idiot", it can be whatever you would like it to be.
This is how most people would like to respond to above insightful status.
Other brilliant status examples that deserve this reply :
And when enough people click on this response, there needs to be a broadcast sent about that status to everyone on Facebook.
Another neat reply option would be :
This one would read : "Like some fries with that?"
This could come in handy for status updates like :
This one can come in handy too :
Its a 1UP symbol, simply meaning - "get a frikkin' life!"
Good with stuff like :
These were a few basic reply options.
Now we should look into some more technologically advanced ones.
E-Zap, for instance:
What if the status update is so nerve wrecking that you feel the need to pick up that baseball bat, wind it with barbed wire... and pay that person a visit?
Just click on E-Zap!
Clicking on E-zap will send a short electric pulse to the metallic parts of the person's laptop.
As and when people click on E-Zap, the electric charge on the persons laptop would build up. It's obvious that the person has no clue that this is happening. Once enough charge builds up there will be an automatic ZAP to the person on his or her next login to Facebook. (the facebook login ensures that the right person gets the zap. If two people share passwords, then its only right that the two of them should share the zap)
Take the following update for instance:
Given the number of E-Zaps this comment is going to get, this person could end up in to coma due to over E-Zapping.
Other E-Zappable status messages:
With these new response options, the Like button will slowly be phased out.
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