Alternate Ending : Dove Body Wash Ad

Here's a realistic commercial with two ladies who exhibit what the world is now calling - real beauty.
Take a moment, watch the ad.




Here's how this would go in the real world.

21 Hilarious Misheard Songs With Illustrations

Here's what it would be if you could 'see' the misheard lyrics of these popular tracks

1. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back

Actual Line : I like big butts and I can not lie

2. Abba: Dancing Queen

Actual Line : See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Queen

3. Madonna: Like a Virgin

Actual Line : Like a virgin touched for the very first time

4. Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody

Actual Line : Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me

5. Toto: Africa

Actual Line : There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

6. Dire Straits: Money For Nothing

Actual Line : Money for nothin' and chicks for free

7. Starship: We Built This City

Actual Line : We built this city on rock and roll

8. R.E.M: Losing My Religion

Actual Line : That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight.

9. Metallica: Fuel

Actual Line : Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire

10. Michael Jackson : Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

Actual Line : Keep On With The Force Don't Stop, Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

11. Black Eyed Peas : Boom Boom Pow

Actual Line : Gotta get-get, gotta get-get, gotta get-get, gotta get-get

12. Psy: Gangnam Style

Actual Line : Oppa Gangnam Style

13. Bryan Adams: Summer Of '69

Actual Line : I got my first real six-string..

14. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze

Actual Line : 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky

15. Bon Jovi: Living On A Prayer

Actual Line : it doesn't make a difference, if we make it or not

16. MC Hammer: Can't Touch This

Actual Line : (Can't touch this)

17. Ray Jr. Parker: Ghostbusters

Actual Line : Who ya gonna call? Ghost Busters!

18. Queen : We Will Rock You

Actual Line: Kicking your can all over the place

19. Johnny Nash : I Can See Clearly Now

Actual Line : I can see clearly now, the rain is gone

20. Spice Girls : Wannabe

Actual Line : If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

21. Michael Jackson : Bad

Actual Line : Your butt is mine

Face Wash

Consequences of advertisements

Giving Directions

This is what it has become today...

Ad Look : Kellogg's Special K With Deepika Padukone

Deepika Padukone, who looks like this ...

 


... has been picked up to demonstrate how eating Kellogg's Special K makes you look like this:

 

Umm ... we're not sure but we think the messaging is:
"Eat Kellogg's Special K. If you already have ripped abs, you will continue to have them in 2 weeks"

Woah!! That's not the message? No way!!
You actually loose weight?
Okay, then re-make ad with Sonakshi sometime, will ya?

Favorite Season

Ad Look : Revital

I Wuv You

Street Fighter : Tiger Uppercut

Toothpick

Tanning Advice

EleHump

Interview with the characters of Krrish 3

Hi there!. We're back with the characters of Krish 3. Hmm.. or was is Krrish 3..
Hmmm .. when did Krissh 2 even come out? 
Or was is Krish 2? 
Damn! With so many variables in the nomenclature of this movie, you can’t even Google for this! Anyways..

(Other Krrish 3 facts at - Other interesting facts about Krrish 3)

Star Wars Kid

So we all love Star Wars. Okay, not all of us. Okay fine! Only the Nerds and Geeks love Star Wars.

Here's one particular fellow who seems to love being in the shoes of a Jedi with a stick that umm.. doesn't glow. 

Physicists, thank you all for letting us know that momentum is proportionate to mass and not just velocity.

Mumbai Talkers

What a Mumbaikar  says	What the Mumbaikar  means
It’s a fast city, if you can't keep up.. you'll be left behind	The city's size and traffic levels are waaaay too screwed up to use your own vehicle; if you don't run fast enough... you'll miss the train
Look the train is empty, let’s go	Look, there is enough space in that train for an entire mouse to squeeze into, let's not keep that up for long
People in Mumbai are warm and close to each other	People in trains are so close that they must rub up against each other and the friction creates the warmth
The city never sleeps	People are stuck in traffic jams on the road till wee hours in the night
He's gay	He rubs up against sweaty men even when he's not on a train
City has amazing flavours   of food	The only flavour we know is chaat masala. We will make everything you eat or drink taste like chaat masala. What is that? The chocolate milk shake should taste of chocolate? Go to hell. Chaat Masala Rocks!
Mumbaikar spirit rocks!	I have no idea what I'm talking about
The train is a little crowded, but we can try to squeeze in	Let's try to bench-press Optimus Prime and his Autobots all at once
Men of Mumbai are Alsi Mard	Men of Mumbai call out to other men by means of a loud prolonged kissing sound pppmmmmmuuuuaaahhhhhhh
Boss	waiter; auto-rikshaw driver; sewer cleaner; maid; dad; brother; randi; hijda; police; mom; carpenter; bum on street; rapist; batman; watchman; hulk; ostrich; ...
Mumbai is the best place   in the world	I have never seen any other place in the world but Mumbai
It was a usual day	I almost lost my limbs trying to jump into an over-crowded, moving train. Once I got in, I had to struggle to keep my footing so I don't get taken out of the train by the exiting crowd. Then I had my scrotum ripped off trying to push my way through to the exit. This was 25% of my journey - one way. 3 people died, 7 people got into fights on each compartment of every train. I got elbowed in my face 17 times. I had fruits with chaat masala on it. I had my pocket picked and fell into the drainage and lay there for 8 min
Doppler Effect	The change in frequency of the dholak and manjira for a stationary observer on the railway platform, when a train with a Bhajan group passes by
I had hot sex	I used a chat masala favoured condom
It’s started raining here last week	My car got washed away last week
The rains have become heavier this week	My car cleaner and his family got washed away this week
Today, the most bizarre thing happened!	Today I saw a man who ordered for watermelon juice and said NO to chaat masala
Surprisingly, I enjoyed all the western cartoons in Hindi when I was a kid	We didn't get cartoons in English on any of the TV channels
Hey, let’s go to the beach	Hey, let’s go to Goa coz we only have sewage as excuses for beaches
I'm a true Mumbaikar	I have lived and interacted with only my suburb and have no idea about the rest of Mumbai
Adventure runs in our blood	We have all once made the mistake of trying to get off at Borivilli from a fast local to Virar
Today is the worst day of   my life	I forgot my mobile pouch of chaat masala

   

Problem with Facebook

The primary issue with Facebook is that you can only express a positive emotion.
There are tonnes of ass-wipes online who deserve to be demotivated .. no?


Take the below wall post:

Its the current day of the week you bi*ch f*ck! What were you trying to communicate? That you have time travelled to another day of the week and its Monday for you and somehow still Thursday for the rest of us?
A status update like this doesn't deserve a comment.
The only frikkin' one-click response option there is .. is that fateful Like !


Now imagine if there were the following new response option:

This new option would change everything!
"Go F*ck yourself", "F*ck Off", "F*cking idiot", it can be whatever you would like it to be.
This is how most people would like to respond to above insightful status.





Other brilliant status examples that deserve this reply :







And when enough people click on this response, there needs to be a broadcast sent about that status to everyone on Facebook.

Another neat reply option would be :

This one would read : "Like some fries with that?"






This could come in handy for status updates like :

This one can come in handy too :

Its a 1UP symbol, simply meaning - "get a frikkin' life!"







Good with stuff like :

















These were a few basic reply options.
Now we should look into some more technologically advanced ones.


E-Zap, for instance:

What if the status update is so nerve wrecking that you feel the need to pick up that baseball bat, wind it with barbed wire... and pay that person a visit? 
Just click on E-Zap!


Clicking on E-zap will send a short electric pulse to the metallic parts of the person's laptop.
As and when people click on E-Zap, the electric charge on the persons laptop would build up. It's obvious that the person has no clue that this is happening. Once enough charge builds up there will be an automatic ZAP to the person on his or her next login to Facebook. (the facebook login ensures that the right person gets the zap. If two people share passwords, then its only right that the two of them should share the zap)


Take the following update for instance:



Given the number of E-Zaps this comment is going to get, this person could end up in to coma due to over E-Zapping.


Other E-Zappable status messages:

With these new response options, the Like button will slowly be phased out.