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Moviegoers Who You Would Like Killed
When was the last time you went to the movies, saw the movie, and got back without wanting to kill at least a dozen people?
We can't help you with your situation of blood thirst (other than giving you a look at Katrina's wardrobe malfunction), but we can organize the people you would like killed in to groups.
Category 1 : The Discussors
The ones who must get things clarified instantly, even things not yet revealed in the plot.
Category 2 : Manly Men
The ones who can never keep quiet in a horror movie.
Category 3 : Early To The Next Show
The ones who can never make it on time, yet book seats in the dead center of the isle.
Category 4 : Up Up And Away
The ones who must leave the hall instantly after the movie ends, even if it means standing up and going no where.
Category 5 : Bright Here Bright Now
The ones who must create a mind map of every actor in the current movie to every other movie that has been made.
Category 6 : The Vibrator
The ones who must shake like their sanity depended on it.
Category 7 : You're Kidding Me
The ones who love bringing their kids to movies that their kids won't start comprehending for another 12 years.
Category 8 : Food Service
The ones who feel that going to a movie and going to a restaurant is but the same thing.
Category 9 : The Gangs Of Doom
The ones who insist that more is merry and can never come to a movie without their 19 friends.
We can't help you with your situation of blood thirst (other than giving you a look at Katrina's wardrobe malfunction), but we can organize the people you would like killed in to groups.
Category 1 : The Discussors
The ones who must get things clarified instantly, even things not yet revealed in the plot.
Category 2 : Manly Men
The ones who can never keep quiet in a horror movie.
Category 3 : Early To The Next Show
The ones who can never make it on time, yet book seats in the dead center of the isle.
Category 4 : Up Up And Away
The ones who must leave the hall instantly after the movie ends, even if it means standing up and going no where.
Category 5 : Bright Here Bright Now
The ones who must create a mind map of every actor in the current movie to every other movie that has been made.
Category 6 : The Vibrator
The ones who must shake like their sanity depended on it.
Category 7 : You're Kidding Me
The ones who love bringing their kids to movies that their kids won't start comprehending for another 12 years.
Category 8 : Food Service
The ones who feel that going to a movie and going to a restaurant is but the same thing.
Category 9 : The Gangs Of Doom
The ones who insist that more is merry and can never come to a movie without their 19 friends.
Rotten Tomatoes Indeed : Dhoom 3
Oh my, one must wonder how this must have happened! Who says money can't buy you friends?
We present to you the critics who are the reasons behind this anomaly.
Interview with the characters of Krrish 3
Hi there!. We're back with the characters of Krish 3. Hmm.. or was is Krrish 3..
Hmmm .. when did Krissh 2 even come out?
Or was is Krish 2?
Damn! With so many variables in the nomenclature of this movie, you can’t even Google for this! Anyways..
(Other Krrish 3 facts at - Other interesting facts about Krrish 3)
Hmmm .. when did Krissh 2 even come out?
Or was is Krish 2?
Damn! With so many variables in the nomenclature of this movie, you can’t even Google for this! Anyways..
(Other Krrish 3 facts at - Other interesting facts about Krrish 3)
Interview with the cast of 'Alex Pandian'
One of our South Indian pals at Digestive Pyrotechnics has given valuable inputs on a Tamil movie by the name Alex Pandian.
Here's an interview with the stars.
The movie starts off with humour. Endless humour based on a brother protecting his three sluttish sisters from the hero's testosterone.
And it's these three who take up most of the first part of the movie.
They are the innocent sisters of the lead comedian.
You probably get a sense of how desperately the director has been avoiding the main story line.
Sigh ... realizing the weak spot in their super power, Made in India man and the now fatter villain from Sivaji decide to fist fight the hero to death. They roll over and die. The hero could have just outsourced this to a few hobbits and chilled with a beer watching the heroine take her regular baths.
Moving on to a chief character of this film.
So that's that .. So far we've seen that all the characters in this movie so far share a single brain cell. This would make it real easy for the hero yes? Let's see what he had to say.
We're sure this would soon be re-made in Bollywood with Akshay Kumar or the likes and would become a runaway hit. Apparently no one deserves to be happy after all.
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