When was the last time you went to the movies, saw the movie, and got back without wanting to kill at least a dozen people?
We can't help you with your situation of blood thirst (other than giving you a look at Katrina's wardrobe malfunction), but we can organize the people you would like killed in to groups.
Category 1 : The Discussors
The ones who must get things clarified instantly, even things not yet revealed in the plot.
Category 2 : Manly Men
The ones who can never keep quiet in a horror movie.
Category 3 : Early To The Next Show
The ones who can never make it on time, yet book seats in the dead center of the isle.
Category 4 : Up Up And Away
The ones who must leave the hall instantly after the movie ends, even if it means standing up and going no where.
Category 5 : Bright Here Bright Now
The ones who must create a mind map of every actor in the current movie to every other movie that has been made.
Category 6 : The Vibrator
The ones who must shake like their sanity depended on it.
Category 7 : You're Kidding Me
The ones who love bringing their kids to movies that their kids won't start comprehending for another 12 years.
Category 8 : Food Service
The ones who feel that going to a movie and going to a restaurant is but the same thing.
Category 9 : The Gangs Of Doom
The ones who insist that more is merry and can never come to a movie without their 19 friends.
We can't help you with your situation of blood thirst (other than giving you a look at Katrina's wardrobe malfunction), but we can organize the people you would like killed in to groups.
Category 1 : The Discussors
The ones who must get things clarified instantly, even things not yet revealed in the plot.
Category 2 : Manly Men
The ones who can never keep quiet in a horror movie.
Category 3 : Early To The Next Show
The ones who can never make it on time, yet book seats in the dead center of the isle.
Category 4 : Up Up And Away
The ones who must leave the hall instantly after the movie ends, even if it means standing up and going no where.
Category 5 : Bright Here Bright Now
The ones who must create a mind map of every actor in the current movie to every other movie that has been made.
Category 6 : The Vibrator
The ones who must shake like their sanity depended on it.
Category 7 : You're Kidding Me
The ones who love bringing their kids to movies that their kids won't start comprehending for another 12 years.
Category 8 : Food Service
The ones who feel that going to a movie and going to a restaurant is but the same thing.
Category 9 : The Gangs Of Doom
The ones who insist that more is merry and can never come to a movie without their 19 friends.
